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Life’s Rants
Life's Rants Presents: His. Hers. The Good Life.
Two perspectives. One cozy ritual.
Exploring spirits, cigars, cocktails, wellness, and the moments that make life feel intentional.
Disclaimer: Cigar smoking and drinking alcohol are for adults of legal smoking and drinking age. Life’s Rants promotes the responsible and legal enjoyment of premium cigars and alcohol by individuals of legal age. We do not endorse or encourage smoking or drinking among minors.


Bartesian Rum Runner Cocktail
Whether you’re embarking on a Caribbean getaway or mixing up the popular rum cocktail for guests in your home, the Rum Runner Cocktail is a popular choice for its smooth flavors and vivid aesthetic in your glass. Packed with tropical pineapple, banana, blackberry, orange, and a splash of grenadine, the Rum Runner is paradise in a glass. Base spirits: Rum and Vodka.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Rum Breeze Cocktail
The Rum Breeze features a sweet, tropical blend of pineapple, lime, and strawberry juices, light rum, and a hint of coconut. Fresh and flavorful, it’s a must-have addition to your at-home bar. With a slight tang from the pineapple juice and coconut undertones, this will thrill and delight anyone who tries it. Base spirit: Rum.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Raspberry Ginger Gimlet Cocktail
Bartesian’s Raspberry Ginger Gimlet is a delightful drink that’s a refreshing reimagining of the classic Gimlet, perfectly blending sweet raspberry notes with a tangy ginger zing! Base spirit: Gin.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Pomegranate Margarita Cocktail
A tart, refreshing addition to the collection of Bartesian Margaritas, the pomegranate margarita is a perfect pick for any tequila lover. Bursting with pomegranate flavor, a splash of lime, and notes of triple sec, the Pomegranate Margarita is a bold alternative to our Classic Margarita. Base spirit: Tequila.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Pineapple Sage Vodka Still Cocktail
Named for the still, an instrument used to distill vodka, our Pineapple Sage Vodka Still is a spirit-forward, low calorie cocktail with subtle notes of sweet coconut and pineapple. Infused with botanical sage, this refreshing cocktail is best suited for any pineapple vodka lover looking for a new favorite with a tropical twist. Base spirit: Vodka.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Pineapple Margarita Cocktail
With summer on the horizon, there's no better cocktail than our new Pineapple Margarita, bursting with notes of juicy tart pineapple and sweet coconut, balanced with lime and notes of orange triple sec. Pairs perfectly with our Stemless Margarita glassware. Base spirit: Tequila.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Penicillin Cocktail
This scotch-based cocktail, a modern-classic created by bartender Sam Ross, combines sweet, honey, and candied ginger notes with hints of lemon. Best served shaken on ice and served in a premium Bartesian lowball glass, garnished with candied ginger or a lemon peel. Base spirit: Whiskey.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Passion Fruit Margarita Cocktail
Embrace the aromatic flavors of Passion Fruit Margaritas at home whenever you please with the Bartesian cocktail maker and cocktail capsules. Fresh passion fruits evoke fruity and floral notes and will transport you to a place of relaxation and sunshine.
Craft fresh Passion Fruit Margaritas at home with Bartesian’s cocktail capsules. You can enjoy an ice-cold margarita with friends in just a few seconds! Sweet, tropical, and tangy, the Passion Fruit Margarita is fruit-forwa
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Paper Plane Cocktail
The Paper Plane expertly blends bitter, herbal, and sour notes with elegant symmetry. The flavor profile of this whiskey cocktail is finished with a touch of lemon citrus and sweetness. Base spirit: Whiskey.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Painkiller Cocktail
Embrace the vacation mindset and put your troubles behind you. If you're in need of an escape to a tropical island, try this sweet and fruity blend of pineapple, orange, and coconut - think piña colada flavors with an orange juice and spiced rum twist. Best served on ice garnished with a pineapple wedge and nutmeg, the Painkiller cocktail will transport you to a vacation mindset. Base spirit: Rum.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Old Fashioned Cocktail
The Old Fashioned is a spirit-forward whiskey cocktail that perfectly balances bitter and sweet, with notes of oak and orange citrus. Our capsules emulate the classic Old Fashioned recipe and its classic taste with premium ingredients that you’ll only get in a high-end cocktail lounge. Base spirit: Whiskey.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Northside Cocktail
With Moscow Mule-inspired flavors, this smooth, sweet and tart lime vodka libation, the Northside is like a cool breeze on a hot day. Base spirit: Vodka.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Negroni Cocktail
Bitters, sweet vermouth, and an orange garnish provide a sweet, savory, and floral profile which make the Negroni a classic gin drink. Base spirit: Gin.
Jun 9, 20251 min read


Bartesian Mint Julep Cocktail
The signature derby crown is not handed out to just any cocktail - and the Mint Julep has most definitely earned its seat on the throne. Sweet and balanced with mint and whiskey barrel flavors. If you enjoy the minty refreshment of a Mojito, the Mint Julep is a sure bet. To replicate a day at the races, serve in a lowball with crushed ice and a garnish of mint. Base spirit: Whiskey.
Jun 8, 20251 min read


Bartesian Mezcalita Cocktail
Escape to Tulum with the smoky allure of the Mezcalita, crafted in collaboration with Mezcalum. This sophisticated cocktail blends the bright tang of fresh orange and lime juices with flavors of smoky mezcal, a hint of campfire wood, and a touch of sweetness. Best served over ice, garnished with fresh citrus wheels, and rimmed with spicy salt for a perfect balance of bold and refreshing. Sip, savor, and transport yourself to paradise. Base spirit: Tequila.
Jun 8, 20251 min read


Bartesian Margarita Cocktail
The Margarita is a classic, refreshing blend of tequila, lemon, and lime for a sweet and sour citrus experience. A salted rim perfectly complements the citrus of the fruits. Pairs perfectly with our Stemless Margarita glassware. Base spirit: Tequila.
Jun 8, 20251 min read


Bartesian Maple Pecan Pie Cocktail
This decadent, dessert-inspired cocktail is the perfect complement to cooler temperatures. The combination of sweet maple, nutty pecan, and buttery shortbread crust flavors pairs with whiskey and vodka for an indulgent delight. Serve in a lowball over ice, garnished with a maple leaf or pecan. Base spirit: Whiskey and Vodka.
Jun 8, 20251 min read


Bartesian Manhattan Cocktail
Named after New York City's Manhattan Club, this timeless cocktail stirred up its popularity with its mix of strong whiskey, sweet vermouth, and aromatic bitters. Garnish with a cherry. Base spirit: Whiskey.
Jun 8, 20251 min read


Bartesian Mango Margarita Cocktail
This cocktail is a fruity, juicy, and refreshing margarita with a sweet blend of tequila, mango, and lime served over ice with a salted rim. Pairs perfectly with our Stemless Margarita glassware. Base spirit: Tequila.
Jun 8, 20251 min read


Bartesian Mai Tai Cocktail
The Mai Tai brings together light and dark rums with sweet almond syrup. Orange curacao adds body and helps soften the brightness of the tart pineapple for a citrus and sweet cocktail. Base spirit: Rum.
Jun 8, 20251 min read
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