Life’s Rants

Named after my husband’s playful nickname, “The Commander,” this cocktail celebrates those rare evenings when he finally sets the reins aside. Built on the dignified depth of Blanton’s Bourbon, it blends maple sweetness, brown sugar warmth, and a whisper of smoke. It’s a comforting, commanding pause in a glass—smooth, layered, and perfect for unwinding.

A bold rye‑whiskey cocktail box inspired by The Speakeasy podcast, featuring three bartender‑crafted recipes and insider storytelling.

Tito’s Little Black Dress is an elegant yet playful cocktail that blends the smoothness of Tito’s Vodka with the deep, fruity richness of blackberry liqueur, creating a drink as bold as its name. Officially approved by our little dog—nicknamed Tito—this is one sip that comes with a wink and a wag! 🍸🐶

The Black Opal Cocktail was discovered while searching for the perfect signature drink for our other pup, Opal. With its vibrant blue hue and bold, refreshing character, it’s a lively tribute to a pup who’s all about joy and energy. 🍸🐶

Sangria is a lively, wine-based punch traditionally sweetened with fruit and fortified with additional liquor or liqueurs. Bartesian's take on sangria is an easy-sipping rum cocktail with tasting notes of buttery white wine, sweet peach, and triple sec. Serve in a wine glass or lowball garnished with frozen berries and sliced peaches. Base spirit: Rum.

The Whiskey Sour provides a smooth balance of sweet and sour. Notes of vanilla, lemon, and orange round out the flavor profile and make for a classic whiskey citrus cocktail. Base spirit: Whiskey.

There are no sure things in life, but when you combine a Whiskey Sour and a Mint Julep the resulting delicious Whiskey Smash is about as close as you can get. This classic cocktail appeals to both whiskey lovers and whiskey skeptics alike. Think minty like a Mojito but with lemon and Whiskey instead of lime and Rum. Base spirit: Whiskey.

Bartesian's Westside cocktail brings you the refreshing, easy-drinking experience of this classic vodka cocktail with a twist. This delightful mix combines the zesty freshness of lemon with the cool, crisp touch of mint, creating a sweet and smooth sensation that's perfect for any occasion. Base spirit: Vodka.

Like summertime in a glass, the Watermelon Margarita is a refreshing sweet and salty tequila cocktail blending watermelon, citrus, and triple sec flavors. Serve in a margarita glass with a Zesty Lime Salt rim. Get this limited seasonal release while it lasts. Base spirit: Tequila.

Ashley’s Old Fashioned has become one of her dad’s all-time favorites. A perfect balance of smooth whiskey, subtle sweetness, and just the right touch of bitters—whether it’s a quiet evening or a celebratory toast, this is a recipe that’s here to stay.

An elegant gin cocktail featuring peach and lemon with a graceful kick of cilantro flavor. Take gin drinks to the next level with an herbal gin for a smooth finish for this refreshing cocktail. Base spirit: Gin.

This classic brunch tequila cocktail mixes orange juice with sweet grenadine cherry notes. Serve over ice in a lowball garnished with an orange wedge and maraschino cherry. Base spirit: Tequila.

This sweet and tart vodka cocktail blends the bright and juicy flavors of fresh-picked strawberries and tangy candied lemon. Shake and serve in a martini glass garnished with a sugar rim, lemon wheel, and a strawberry. Base spirit: Vodka.

Sweet and refreshing, the Strawberry Guava Margarita is a fruit-forward cocktail with tropical guava combined with flavors of strawberry, triple sec, and lime. Serve in a margarita glass garnished with Pink Himalayan salt and a strawberry. Base spirit: Tequila.

The Strawberry Coconut Daiquiri is the perfect poolside rum cocktail with flavors of juicy strawberry, sweet coconut, and tart lime. Enjoy this tropical libation over ice garnished with lime and a strawberry. Base spirit: Rum.

Ready to spice things up? This margarita is for you. Savor the classic combination of lemon and lime with a fiery twist of jalapeño and cayenne flavor. Pairs perfectly with our Stemless Margarita glassware. Base spirit: Tequila.

Named for Chicago's South Side, this refreshing, slightly sweet, blend of tart lime, mint, and gin is rumored to have been the preferred drink of Al Capone and his gang during Prohibition. Shake with ice and serve this gin cocktail in our premium Coupe Glassware garnished with mint. Base spirit: Gin.

Hop on in, the Sidecar is here! The Sidecar is a cognac-based cocktail with sour notes imparted from lemon juice, balanced with sweet notes of triple sec. Serve shaken in a cocktail glass with a sugar rim and garnish with a lemon twist. Base spirit: Whiskey.

The most iconic beach cocktail of all time is undoubtedly the Sex on the Beach. Made with vodka, juicy peach, pineapple, cranberry juice, and other fruit juices, this cocktail turns heads for its bold name and maintains its fan base for the perfect blend of sweet fruit juices and smooth spirits. Base Spirit: Vodka

Known as Bermuda’s national drink, the Rum Swizzle is a fresh and fruity cocktail enjoyed around the world. You'll be transported to the Caribbean with this sweet, fruity rum cocktail with pineapple, citrus, and notes of spiced rum, triple sec, falernum, and bitters. Shake and serve over crushed ice in a highball garnished with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry. Base spirit: Rum.